- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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