- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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