Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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