two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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