- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Knock Knock.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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