- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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