Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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i dont fisish anythi

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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You having friends.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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