- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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