Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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sky silverstein

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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