Coldpaly is a good band

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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