Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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womens rights

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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