- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

YOLO You only like Oreos

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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