- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

* anti-punchline

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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