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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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