- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Your mom.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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