why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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I'm rick james bitch

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Jersey Shore.

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