- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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