Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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