- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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Heskey time.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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