- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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