Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

I like school Said no one ever.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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