- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

poopy is poopy

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Roses are flowers.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Grace Ackerson

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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