- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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