- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

mexicans fishing

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

i have yougurt mit traktor

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Knock Knock Who's there

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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