- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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