whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Go away still nothing to see

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What's funnier than 24? 25

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Ready for something funny? nothing

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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