- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

LeBron in the fourth quarter

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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