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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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