I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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