- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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