How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Women's Rights

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Why didn't he finish his

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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