- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Guess what? You guessed it.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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