- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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