What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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