What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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