What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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it was all Tagart

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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