- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What's stupid a light bulb.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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