- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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