- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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