- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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