- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

eh

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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