roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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Oh s***

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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