- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Anti-jokes are funny.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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