Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR S H I T STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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a black man pays his child support

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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