- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

dat shoe shine tho

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

no.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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