- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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