- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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