- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

asians have slitted eyes lol

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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