- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

I'm going as the joker for halloween

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

i'm hard

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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