What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Cancer

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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