- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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