- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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