How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Wait! hundred billions!

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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