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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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