- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Horse.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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