- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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