whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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