- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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