- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

hashtags suck balls

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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