I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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