- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What's big and purple? Barney

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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