- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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