How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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