What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Women's rights

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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#Getweird

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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The New York Giants

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Anti Joke

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