How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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