- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

"Knock knock" Come in!

Knock knock! Just kidding.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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