- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

I'm Polish.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Do the roar!

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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