Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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Loperson

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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