- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

A gay man watches football.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

. . I am a whale

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??