Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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