- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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