- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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