- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

mark is life

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

they're dead. idiot.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

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