- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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