- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama = ebola

I have an idea! You leave.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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