- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

womans having rights.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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