If the 49ers won the superbowl

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

whats bloop with an m? matthew

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

A storm be brewin!

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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