- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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