- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

kieran is a homosexual

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

George W. Bush

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Alchohol.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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