- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Granny porn!

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

why are black people so fast? because there black

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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