- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Obama lin Baden.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

what is big and white? Your Mom

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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