- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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