whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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