A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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being sober in a bar fight

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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A penis walks into a bar..

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Click here for free sandwich.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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