- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Dead girls can't say no.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??