What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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what is big and white? Your Mom

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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The cream, it is coming

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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