- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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