- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Boner

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Screw it you write the joke.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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