- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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