there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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