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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Vote this down and get DOXED

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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