- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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