- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

What's long and black? A long and black object.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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