Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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