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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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