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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

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