- Anti Joke

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.