- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

And you honored it I see :P

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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