Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Michael Brown

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Jordan is pregant

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Golf.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

penis. nuff said.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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