- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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