- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

. . I am a whale

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

rent a cops

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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