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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Okay.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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