Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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