Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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