What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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