- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

What do you call your mom? Mom

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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