- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Morman Religion.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Nickelback

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Anti Joke

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