- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

an emo girl walked into a white room

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

every cloud has a silver lining

Oh, go away

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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