- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Why was the man sad His got raped

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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