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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Jovan

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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