- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Katy Perry

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

You having friends.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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