- Anti Joke

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.