What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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