Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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I am a mime

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Women's professional sports

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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